||[18 Jun 2014|06:04pm]
THE BIGGEST PARTY IN THE UNIVERSE (September 1-3, 2006) - LOG
"I love the rocket summer"
This party is awesome.
It smells like farts in here.
Oh wait, that's my upper lip.
- John W.
I'm mean and mean
"Robin is the fresh young meat. Fresher than FarmBoy"
"Why is everything shaped like a bat?"
"No one wants to have an orgy with me..."
- Emilie (she's so hot)
I don't want to see David's Cock.
I want go to the Lust Shack....stat
This party's awesome. Ra ra ra.
Eleanor is fat.
Stop eating treats.
Fat little panda.
Stop eating Eucaliptis.
Stop giving my cat treats you WHORE!!! JUST KIDDING!! :D
Captains log: T 3hrs, the Gin is beginning to take hold, the madness has begun, perry ferril is invading my brain, for the love of jesus where am I???!????
you are home. Phone ET.
This party is hot. hot. heat.
The Hives are a pretty ok soundtrack to Batman. Think about it.
holy dickbutt batman
uh....don't touch my business...mmkay?
This pie is worth a stop. And by pie I mean wine. And by stop, I mean...I'm drunk.
OMG Garfield referenced PlayBoy magazine.
But it's no goddamn lust shack...which I still want to go to. Stat.
Playboy ain't shit, gimme some muff
Adam West is my personal jesus
"Smell my chest"... "ok"
- emilie and holly
Is this depeche mode?
im bringing... sexy back. again. - asha.
getting humped by emilie savard... such a pleasure does not exist.
Michael Norton cannot have sex on my back.
This is incredible, that's what it is.
This party would only be better if there were penguins. Considering that's not an option, this is awesome. AWESOME. You heard it here first.
shakira makes my nuts want to impragnate and shit
god damn neighbors!11
THIS IS A QUIET BUILDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate that bitch. Fuck off with your six cats you whore. You don't even live here. (I'm not kidding).
Hey Ashley, calm the fuck down! It's just smartfood. It's not like it's batman or something!
Lee is pretty in black. Like Johnny Cash, but obviously not Johnny Cash...he's a country superstar...but not THAT country.
WHY ISN'T THIS PARTY MORE AWESOME?!
"IT IS BATMAN." "huh?"
I'm the porn. I'm your porn.
God's porN? No....your porn.
If I have to listen to more of this Matt Good Bullshit, I'm going to JUST shit.
I didn't sign up for a DAN DUFF party.
"I don't even understand."
Captains Log: T 5.5hrs- beatles covers, overlarge flowers, heart racing....life is beautiful
Ashley is a large flower ninja.
I won't take your flower if you don't want me to.
point, aim, shoot
never, you have incredible hair
Spiritual Kung Fu. Dig it.
Like a pony.
or chuck norris
with your face!
Fuck you capslock.
Steve: +1000000000,000000000 pts. for Ani.
....hr 6......neil young
Interpol?? Do they play that song? Or is it Depeche Mode?
Jackie Chan just peed on the ghosts. that must have SOME metaphorical content.
Fuck. I hate the movie room. STOP SEGREGATING ME!
Fuck you Adam West, Jackie Chan is my personal Jesus
8th beer. 9th beer? One of those.
Interpol sound like that new band getting tons of radio play who swear more.
*buzzer* *beer opens* Aooo. 3:00pm.
(insert B4-4 photo here please)
I got the full monty in David's room. It was awesome.
Uh...this party is TOIGHT. Like a TOIGER.
"I needed some port. To get the PORTY started."
"dont encroach on me"
Can somebody please tell me what a Rock Lobster is?????
HOLOCAUST, hhahahahahahahahaha - mel gibson
No one understands my drunkeness. They are mean.
So we take a chip trip to Heck's Confectionary. They sell VHS's for 99 cents. So i bought HP Lovecraft's Necronomicon: The Book of the Dead and it gets opened and the tape in there was FUCKING HEAT!!!, and that movie is like 2 tapes and like, so i got Heat part 1. WHAT THE FUCK. I hate Hecks. I got Heck owned. fuck..... -Patrick
It just isnt a party without someone getting locked in a bedroom. *cough*
So Zac tries the obvious...and here they are....David and Simon...back at the party...Oh my fucking christ...why did we kick in my door??
I was totally gonna kick in the door wearing skinny cords and heels...it was gonna be SO hot.
Esther: "Zack, it's a pleasure basking in the sunshine of your presence."
Esther: "Can I have a beer?"
[Sidenote: Esther did not get a beer.]
You have the piece I didn't have...
That's what she said!!!!
Yes there is!! IN A BAGGIE!!!!
I'm your biggest fan remember??
Oh ya...you have like...my entire discography as of yet.
Matt: I'm so old.
Roisin: I've never been to a party with a blog before.
In his actorial Debut Kevin Bacon TOTALLY gets it on and then gets stabbed through the fucking chest from behind while he lays in bed...NICE -Patrick
Ashley: That's Kevin Bacon's bum!
David has a SIGNED Goth Bible
(In reference to "Eleanor is fat.
Stop eating treats.
Fat little panda.
Stop eating Eucaliptis."):
Panda's don't eat "Eucaliptis". Koala's DO!
and it's spelled like "Eucalyptus", but i think it's wrong I'm not claiming it to be the right spelling, there might be an "H", i have some wine in me and i don't normally write about trees
Dictionary.com says "eucalyptus", good job Roisin.
"I just need a little bit of time..."
Eleanor, stop cleaning your ass on my laptop case.
Holly - I just need a little bit of time.
(in reference to Eleanor)Patrick: This is a really hairy pussy, and this time it's licking back.
OH SHIT SON. Did someone say SNAP?!
Stop looking at me.
I know he's attractive, but seriously...he's mine. Fuck. No Comma.
Peter, on his way out, after I mentioned that Eleanor winked at me: "Looks like you're getting some pussy tonight." Delight.
(On Lee's slight in the movie room) David: Lee is by
far, my favourite person at this party
Patrick: Dude, I'm right here, what the fuck
David: Write [what i said] in the blog
Patrick: Why don't you write this (motions to penis)
Nat: That wouldn't fit on the blog
Patrick: This is the hook, and this is me....off
that's right , i said that
im not drinking.. ever again... until tomorrow. - asdh
WTF you fucker.
Dude, you have so much work to do!
ZOMBIES ARE AWESOME
TEAL. It's fucking teal.
Talk about Bum Cakes, my girl's got 'em...
I'm sticking my fingers in YOUR deep dish
-Zack to David
I don't even understand my life right now.
I listened to "I'm a Fake" THIRTEEN times.
It's not a hangover unless Ashley's sleeping in her car.
I want pancakes.
"Aw, is it tomorrow?"
I may as well just go and listen to the used. I lead a terrible life and I haven't taken my sunglasses off since last night.
"why don't you just say to them...why don't you just eat your own face?!"
-Lee on How to get people to shut the fuck up.
*Holly sock puppet demonstration*
That should be a new type of Nerf.
Tennis? Squash? WHAT THE FUCK!?
I'm the QUEEN of onomatopeia.
Yeah...it's O, N, M, Y, whatever.
That shirt looks like a tree tried to rape her.
If they're just shooting those potatoes out of the rockets, why do they need to be peeled?
I thought harlet was a kind of bean
That's it. I've had it with these mothafuckin' snakes at this mothafuckin' party. I'm about to open some windows.
Elly has burrs on her lady hole
kind of like neuticals
she may have been raped by a shrubbery.
I don't want to touch her there. I'm her father.
That was Mod Night. And it was awesome. Super awesome.
Steve Here. Steve Out.
Oh god. im never drinking again.... until the next time I'm in Ottawa. Thanks for the shout outs Gary & everyone.... I'm about to cry and drink more... oh oh god.... never ever again. fuck.
- ashes+ then some COMMA FUCK.
We're now doing something we've never done before. Especially while drunk.
We're watching Clone High.
I am broken
"oh Wesley he has ADD"
HIS POWER IS IN THE MIX!!!
It's Leslie. We just met and I'm in your house and on your computer. Good going. Way to be.
Mike? Most likely threesome?